I remember

I remember waking up this morning not being sure if I was alive or dead or if I was rely just dreaming. I remember my wife lying beside me, but it wasn´t actually my wife but rather Elisabeth Taylor. I remember being a bit confused as Miss Taylor is no longer among us, so I guess I was not yet awake. I remember waking up again or at least I thought I had and then I was standing in my bathroom with the toothbrush stuck up my nose so at that point I gathered I must be asleep still. I remember the next minute I was out the door and the neighbour cat attacked me on my way to the car, which took me by surprise as we are pretty good friends. I remember I had my shotgun in my hand luckily and was able to scare the cat away which was good because this was no ordinary cat but a Puma that had gotten of the Car-ferry Norrönna escaping from a Circus that was headed for Reykjavik. I remember there were also elephants on the loose which I came across on my way to work and many people were running wild to get away from them. I remember the elephants tearing up trees and lampposts all over town and throwing cars around as if they were merely toys. I remember the Rescue Team coming in trying to fight of the wild animals. I remember that in the middle of all this there was an earthquake and the earth was ripped apart which was good in away because all the animals were thrown in to the cracks that the eruption made. I remember that I went inside my workplace when this was over and had a good strong cup of coffee . I remember that once again I woke up after having this cup of coffee. I remember that then and there I remembered that on my way to work I had seen these bright lights which I imagine may have caused all this and that maybe this was all planted in my head by Aliens.

Days of darkness

Deep into the night

creeps the creature that hunts

other humans and sucks out their blood

until they all become sombies, 

walking around town with emty expressions on their faces

trying to eat everyone they meet.

There is a discount in the local Supermarket. 

Why dont they go there and buy Haggis?

 

Deep into the night 

Creep the aliens witch

came this morning

in their shiny cicarshabed ships

Hunting the sombies

that bought up the Haggisstock

of the local Supermarket

last week

 

Deep into the night 

crolles the commercial man

that lost his job 

because of the sommbies 

that destroyed his Haggis department

in the Supermarket.

Only to find one leg of a

deteriorating alien. 

 

Deep into the night 

goes the capitain of the cruser

looking for the old passangers 

that the aliens 

mistook for sommbies 

the other day...