I remember

I remember waking up this morning not being sure if I was alive or dead or if I was rely just dreaming. I remember my wife lying beside me, but it wasn´t actually my wife but rather Elisabeth Taylor. I remember being a bit confused as Miss Taylor is no longer among us, so I guess I was not yet awake. I remember waking up again or at least I thought I had and then I was standing in my bathroom with the toothbrush stuck up my nose so at that point I gathered I must be asleep still. I remember the next minute I was out the door and the neighbour cat attacked me on my way to the car, which took me by surprise as we are pretty good friends. I remember I had my shotgun in my hand luckily and was able to scare the cat away which was good because this was no ordinary cat but a Puma that had gotten of the Car-ferry Norrönna escaping from a Circus that was headed for Reykjavik. I remember there were also elephants on the loose which I came across on my way to work and many people were running wild to get away from them. I remember the elephants tearing up trees and lampposts all over town and throwing cars around as if they were merely toys. I remember the Rescue Team coming in trying to fight of the wild animals. I remember that in the middle of all this there was an earthquake and the earth was ripped apart which was good in away because all the animals were thrown in to the cracks that the eruption made. I remember that I went inside my workplace when this was over and had a good strong cup of coffee . I remember that once again I woke up after having this cup of coffee. I remember that then and there I remembered that on my way to work I had seen these bright lights which I imagine may have caused all this and that maybe this was all planted in my head by Aliens.